MARRAIGE should be renamed as CONTRACT

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Marriage should be renamed as Contracts. I mean Why Not?

And why just Marriage, why not Family Names with Brands, Relationship with Collabs, Ladka-Ladki with Flagship Products and Relatives with Sales Promotion who are always free with the Product and more importantly DOWRY with Advance Salary as EMI’s will be paid as little gifts till the contract ends. And Yesss, the contract’s Terms and Conditions (T$C) don’t have any Warranty or Guarantee benefits.

The Market Rates are always high here. And if you Ladka Product is in Government job who is already getting high wages, will get more dowry according to his status. And even the demands of girls family are like, boy should be single child, having plots and flats in city, high wages, nuclear family etc etc. So, basically this a mutual dowry system. And you should not be amazed to know that Law Marriage is already considered as Contract in Muslim Community. 

The same way you check and compare any product you want to buy, this technique is also applicable here and this market also follow these rules.

Firstly, they see the Brand Name (Family Roots/ Name/Status), then the details of your flagship product (Ladka-Ladki)  according to their requirement from checking your Profile Picture to your Nursery Class Marksheet to all your key skills and finally your Resume will be circulated in all their relatives to give a final suggestion over the Contract.

Secondly, after getting selected comes the second stage of this Contract that is, Face to Face Interviews where the Candidate never goes alone but with Mama, Chacha, Mausi etc etc. Job Interviews are way more convenient then these unethical interviews as the Interviewer is always in Loss (like definitely you’ll serve your MURGA before doing the HALAL process). And during the whole process, the mediator does all the required PR activities to crack the deal.

And in between, your Flagship Product doesn’t exist anywhere till the Contract is finalised. And nobody is interested in knowing what they want? Bhaisaab, they don’t want anything, just to live a little before you push them in this Shit Fire Well.

And what is this, ki jo karna hai shaadi ke baad karna?

Like I want to travel, - Shadi ke Baad Ghumna

I want to wear this dress, - Shadi ke baad pehenna

I want to take breath, - Shaadi ke baad lena, Really????????????????????

Like all my life is a Scam because no matter what I am studying, no matter what my aspirations are, what I want to do, all what matter is, I have to marry at 25.

I am not against Marriage or any Rituals but the way they are is the point of concern for me. When two people marry, they create a bond, they share responsibilities eventually they share their lives. And how can one marry if they don’t have any vibes connected which acts as drivers to make efforts to stay in any relationship.

So, the all in one point is, MARRIAGE  should be renamed as CONTRACTS.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Comments

  1. tiwarimedha22 June 2021 at 01:04

    Superb written... and yes in this case we should to call out marriage as contract.

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    1. Tanushka Singh22 June 2021 at 08:04

      Thank You, and in terms of Sociology, it is called Contract only.

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  2. Jeevesh Nandan22 June 2021 at 19:00

    I think this is the one of best satire I've read, beautifully penned down

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  3. Unknown22 June 2021 at 21:59

    Very nice

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  4. Almost journalist24 June 2021 at 23:55

    This is amazing and i think everyone can relate to this๐Ÿ’›

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  5. Raghav tayal6 July 2021 at 20:15

    Very good written
    As you have concidered both sides (boy's family and girl family)
    And yaa it is practically happening what you have written...

    ReplyDelete

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